MacGyver; the optimistic, laid-back, resourceful secret agent who has the ability to use everyday objects to perform extraordinary feats. This is who Maddox the Lemon becomes when delicious delights are aloft on the kitchen counter (and everyone has vacated the room). Mooching vittles is his mission. He is very talented.
Exhibit A : Blue Cheese Hamburger with Carmelized Onion
He detects some tasty food, it beckons to him.
If there is a will, there is a MacGyver way…
“Nose the chair, next to the comupter, far enough away from the desk so I can jump up, navigate non-food worthy items to score the ultimate feast.”
He seizes the opportunity to devour it all without guilt.
MacGyver Maddox is resourceful and has a bottomless stomach.
“Now will somebody help me get down?”